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A city characterised by it's inhabitants habbit of bad-mouthing all other cities and believing themselves to be far superior. However Sydneysiders cannot drive, their streets are too narrow and regularly go absolutely nowhere, it has an insanely high crime rate, prices for pretty much everything are way too high (except their prostitutes-- they are very cheap!) and Sydneysiders have a constant chip on their shoulders about the fact that they are clearly inferior to pretty much every other city in the entire country.
"I'm from Sydney. Yes I know we're better than anywhere else."

"This traffic is Sydney-insane!" (I.E. Really, REALLY bad.)

"Look Mummy there's another prostitute. Oh. It's Aunty Cathy!"
Sydney by Almer March 5, 2009
Capitol city of NSW. Inhabited by knuckle dragging morons and illiterate refugees, with a small fringe of pretentious new money snobs on the east and north shore. The city is ugly, poorly planned, run-down, overcrowded and expensive while offering little in the way of an acceptable standard of living compared to other Australian cities. The beaches are grossly overrated and look more like there English concrete encased counterparts. The only Drawcard of Sydney is the overwhelmingly mediocre Harbour surrounded by its retarder architecture and gaudy tourist shops selling all manner of tacky garbage with Ken Done's hideous smearing.
Has anyone noticed how much Sydney SUCKS?
Sydney by Hack Hater February 26, 2008
An absolute shit hole of a city located in New South Wales, Australia.

The city itself is a gray sprawling dirty hell hole full of the nation’s most arrogant people who have a constant chip on their shoulder and possess absolutely no ability to drive at all, regardless of how long they have had their license.

The attitude of most Sydneysiders is appalling as their rudeness and arrogance seems to have no bounds. The city is also full of hippie socialists who regularly cause major traffic disruptions to the lemmings who drive in this city thanks to their weed influenced protests.

Everything in this city is severely overpriced compared to any of the other major cities in Australia. Despite the sky high cost of property in this hell hole it is also Australia’s dirtiest city with graffiti and trash prevalent on every street and around every corner.

The only claim to fame this wannbe New York of a city has is its opera house and harbour, both of which are extremely over rated. The opera house is acoustically unsound and the harbour with its bridge is nothing special when compared to any of the other major cities in the western world.

The state government of this particular state is the worst, most corrupt and incompetent organisation to ever see the light of day. The aforementioned government’s running of the city’s infrastructure has created a ticking time bomb just waiting to explode with catastrophic failures that will bring the joint to its knees.
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sydney by alifjlaihliehliah October 6, 2009

sydney forrester 

A fuckin slut, that needs to watch her back and keep her mouth shut..especially when it comes to blow jobs..
Sydney is a slut she likes to fuck every guy and she needs to watch her back.
sydney is a mad city with heaps of mad shit! although they say melbourne people bag them and are up themselves, if you were to read most of the melbourne definitions you would see that sydney seems to be pretty pissed off at melbourne and bags the shit out of melbourne. so in the end (not bagging them ofcourse) sydney people seem the most up themselves.
person 1: dam those melbourne people, theyre shitheads, thiking they are top shit! its better here in sydney!

person 2: Hypocrit?
sydney by guyman101 November 10, 2007

Sydney, NS 

Where most of the less fortunate people of Cape Breton lives. There's a bright happy side, which would be downtown Sydney which includes Chartlette Street and all its fancy stores and classy looking buildings. Then you have the slums, which people often call the Northend. The potheads and druggies live here, selling crack to kids and wasting their lives getting high all day.

The wannabe gangster teenagers live by the Hospital in Sydney, struttin around with their PNB, TAPOUT and EckoRed clothes with gold or silver Walmart chains. They all think they are better and shouldn't have to please anyone but themselves and the other wannabe badasses. They say "bi" in all their sentences and they talk like they're proud of being uneducated, since going to school is uncool. Girls in these areas are often whores, sleeping with any guy that gives them any amount of attention. They dress sleezy, usually cheap clothes from Urban Outfitters or Sirens and they like to think they're tough because they talk with an irritable accents as if they are more gangster then their male counterparts.

Also, everyone in Sydney listens to Eminem, Biggie and Tupac. Them rappers' music heavily influences everyone, often making teenagers to believe what they rap about and do in their music videos is reality.

Rolling decent joints is considered a very good talent to have and if you are 19+ ... you're everyone's bestfriend because you have the ability to purchase liquer.
Curtis : Bi, I need a fucking dart!
Justin : Fuck it man, let's roll a dube!
Curtis : Aight bro, pump the tunes!

Gotta love Sydney, NS..
Sydney, NS by daREALbitch April 7, 2011