strumpkin

Jerking it while taking a shit.

I gave myself a strumpkin while push a log out this morning!
Nice bro, I love taking a shit and whacking it!

by gangbangerolympics September 2, 2013

stripper soaker 9000

The act of a stripper kneeling on a serving tray, emptying a 2 liter bottle of glitter water into her butt.

then spinning herself around on the tray as fast as she can, in the doggy style position and releasing the glitter water from her butt. Creating a mist like cloud of analy tainted glitter.

Did you see dillon last night, he stood up for the spray of ass glitter that stripper let loose when she did the stripper soaker 9000!

by tiner fezy December 17, 2014

strapped in my kayak

When you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours and you need to run some errands. You place your erection upwards against your stomach and tighten your belt to keep it firmly in place.

I took too many dick pills and even after 5 hours I was still rock hard. I had to go buy some avocados so I put on some jeans and strapped in my kayak.

by alcarlin April 3, 2015

Stripper dust

A mixture of glitter, perfume, lotion, and sometimes body oil that resides on strippers, hookers, and prostitutes.

Damn, that girl has at least 3 inches of stripper dust on her!

by TheCommonInformer June 17, 2015

Strapped

When a person is armed, usually with firearms. When a person is strapped it suggests they have weapons on them.

All my niggas be strapped

by MAVRIX May 15, 2016

stripper crumbs

The cumulative debris that falls into the stage during an exotic dance. Such debris includes body glitter, sweat, pole grease, hair, dead skin, and crumpled up one dollar bills.

The stage had to be wiped free of stripper crumbs before the next dancer performed

by strippercrumbsexpert August 14, 2016

Strumph Diddling

This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.

I'm going to down to the local fish market to acquire an octopus for some Strumph Diddling tonight.

by Strumphdiddler April 16, 2017