scrumdidilyumsious

Slang term for the male reproductive organ. Penis.

"I liked operation. It was a game with a big naked white guy. He had no pee pee at all. No Bawcawk. No scrumdidilyumsious. He had no cash and prizes." - Dane Cook

by jewna October 24, 2004

strumf

The correct form is smurf.

NO: I strumfed the strumfing strumf in her strumf hole!
YES: I smurfed the smurfing smurf in her smurf hole!

by mihais13 March 29, 2008

Scrum

the sensitive patch of skin between the scrotum and the anus.

when performing fellatio, it is important to give some attention to the balls and scrum.

by mdiz August 28, 2003

Strumpf

A butch lesbian,

derived from the Strumpf typeface in which its letters and numbers resemble various organs of the body or jewelry like bullrings when used alone or with other strumpf letters, symbols or numbers.

Strumpf is easily identified by being chunky, and using a lot of circular or eliptical shapes.

Look at that over there, she looks like a strumpf.

I reckon that girl over there is a strumpf.

She looks like a strumpf bitch

by franco dafont August 11, 2010

Scrum

The combination of scotch and rum typically mixed with either coke or dry. It can also be consumed straight as a shot or over ice.

Last night I had a scrum or two which caused me to lose my pants.

by ScotchRum June 30, 2011

Scrum

the kind of person who follows you around and really pisses you off, but you use them for resources so you never confront them.

"This scrum is pissing me off, but i need him to get me beer"

by Dyldo September 7, 2012

Scrumble

Huggable. A cross between crumple and squish, used affectionately like a hug.

You're my little scrumble bunny!

by Bob8954321 November 22, 2006