stool hopper

Bar patron who moves from bar to bar over the course of an night.

Didn't we see that stool hopper two bars ago?

by gjw79 June 30, 2017

stool jewels

Corn in your poop.

Nate didn't know he had digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.

by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017

stoolagmite

Mountain of poop rising above the surface of the blue chemical liquid in a porta-potty.

After a long outdoor concert, you must be careful when using the porta-potty because you may sit down and make contact with a stoolagmite.

by Shreadvector April 20, 2018

Stool

When a boy sits on a stool and a girl stands between his legs while they shift , meet or kiss.
Normally his hands are on her ass

Guy 1: Dude you and Molly Stooled?
Guy 2: Yeah for 2 minutes

by LolMinecraftIsMyCity November 26, 2017

stool butt

When your butt hurts in the upper buttocks area from prolonged sitting on stools typical found at bars or lounges.

Liz sat on stools too long and aquired stool butt.

by Thickdickmcgee April 5, 2018

stoolied

When your nectar has been collected. You can no longer function as a human. You’ve left your mortal body and have became a divine being. You ask what life is and why. It’s pronounced (shhhtoooolied). (V/adj.)

Hey, what’s wrong with that poor man? - Jeffrey
Oh, he’s straight stoolied -johnny

by Chapmaster33 May 14, 2018

Stooling Stool

Noun :

1. A generic or knock-off Squatty Potty ; Usually in the form of a small footstool.

2. A homemade Squatty Potty

$40? Forget that Squatty Potty ! I'm getting me a stooling stool at Walmart!

by Ibuddy66 June 12, 2018