Starving Artist Fuccboi

My mental Illness is both baffling and cunning he says while posing as a painter and snorting hydromorphs.Hes drapped head to toe in adidas garments he paid full price for despite not having a job or income.Spends most his time in women he deems "doable"s DMs boohooing that life is really hard for him and celebrates faux sobriety anniversaries high as a kite on his iPhone 11.Enabled by his family and his "disability checks" he tells women that he preys on that he's a starving artist who is writing a novel.Once you have fallen prey you discover it's basically a bad acid trip he had once when he was 16 that he's based the entire novel on and it even isn't that great of story.He spends more time caring for his adidas shoes than painting.His sheets have little specs of blood on them from trying to find his veins but finds girls gross for having periods.Has a gold membership on Adult friendfinder and innocent hookups.com. Can't stay sober long enough to complete a painting or participate in artshows.Is usually nodding out in paint speckled adidas wear and the blood patterns on his sheets from poking needles are better than most his paintings

He's not a misunderstood visionary whom women don't fairly give a chance; he's a starving artist fuccboi

by Jenna Feather July 7, 2020

anal shavings

When you take a knife and scrape your anal cavity until small chunks of flesh come out.

I am so into anal shavings

by PaintedPlatinum December 9, 2015

Starving Artists

The most bad-ass, sexy A Cappella group at Brandeis/on the planet. No really... they are hot. They drink Peppermint Schnapps like it's their jobs... maybe that's why they're so hungry...

Person 1: "Did you go to the Starving Artists show last night?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah. There were no survivors."

by RINDSAY December 20, 2010

Saving Whales

The act of taking a shower together to conserve water; in which this act usually consumes more water than the original two showers, because of the sexual acts usually encountered during the process

Woman: "I'm about to go take a shower."
Man: "Well, I think we should start saving whales more often. You know, the environment needs all the help it can get."

by foxygranpa April 30, 2015

Starving-mouth hick

A person who prefers a large quantity of low quality food, over a small portion of high quality food.

I don't like having dinner with the neighbors, because those starving-mouth hicks always want to go to buffets.

by Harmon Smoothberger June 11, 2016

shaving your bacon

The act of shaving ones pubic hair along an outstretched penis' shaft with a fixed blade razor or knife. The act is usually performed while pulling the phallus away from your body ensuring the foreskin is taught as to prevent cutting from the razor blade. Shaved bacon is best performed poolside or at an area of comfort; such as inside a storage unit while being observed by other men.

Nick, stop shaving your bacon. The scabs are ridiculous.

by ZT14 July 27, 2016

stainge

A great discomfort; greater than cringe

Wow that's so stainge!

by That new kid April 19, 2017