Slavic Squat

The only way to drink vodka and play CS:GO simultaneously.

Vlad: Hey Boris did you see that guy, his slavic squat is so bad.

Boris: I know, he is probably a western spy.

by The Real Sheev Palpatine June 23, 2017

knock and squat

The equivalent of "ding-dong-ditching." Knocking(knock) on a neighbors door and quickly hiding(squat) in a bush or behind a tree etc.

Want to go and knock and squat tonight?

Knock on a door and Squat in or behind something.

by Mr. Slippers May 31, 2009

squat

1. to sit

2. to defecate, especially while crouching

3. nothing

It aint worth squat if you wreck it.

by Light Joker March 14, 2007

Squaldrina

Italian For slut. A hot Ho.

I Dunno dude, i reckon she's a total Squaldrina...

by Soldano October 7, 2008

pop a squat

to urinate outdoors, for females only

"Come outside with me, the line for the bathroom is too long... I need to pop a squat..."

"Ewwww, Barb popped a squat in her wedding dress!" lol

by spmfcb March 10, 2011

squat mattress

A girl who fucks a lot of squatters. Often a squatter herself, though not necessarily.

That girl fucked all the guys in the squat! What a squat mattress!

by Tigrrlily November 21, 2006

Squat Up

Meaning bring it on, fight me, come on, what's good, or come at me
Usually used to start a fight!

Tom: Aye what the hell you looking at?
Bill: Don't worry about it!
Tom: Fuck You!
Bill: Squat up bitch!

by Mickey D Mike January 20, 2011