plank spanking

Masturbating while planking.

A cop caught me plank spanking at the Lincoln Memorial and now I have to register as a sex offender. That is what I get for living in a country founded by prudes.

by Dont_touch_that_button April 18, 2014

spank station

An old computer that is only used for masturbatory purposes.

My old iMac only has a gig of RAM, so I had to make a spank station.

by ndugu June 26, 2015

dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.

What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!

by pudinat wudinat March 26, 2012

Pony Spank

a sex act while in reverse cowgirl. the guy sings “old town road” and the girl asserts her dominance by spanking him to the beat.

friend: is this relationship serious?
guy: dude, we literally pony spanked in the cemetery last night.

by ponyspank69 July 02, 2021

Gorilla Spank

Heavy intentional slaps to the woman's behind with a semi-cupped palm in an effort to fully arouse her while also striking with about 90% of your complete force, usually accompanied with heavy gorilla-like groaning.

She waited until I was about to go before she wanted a spank so I had to give her a gorilla spank.

by Frideezy January 30, 2009

Spank the plankton

1. When you try to make a dank meme but fail

2. When you try to suck someone’s ankles, but they dodge it by kicking you in the face

1.
P1 My meme I edited for 4 hours got only 3 likes!

P2 Damn that meme really spank the plankton

2.
P1 I tried to suck my girlfriend’s ankles last night, but she ended up breaking my jaw! That bitch spank the plankton!

by Omegle’s March 23, 2018

spank cunt

The most hated worthless person with no value at all

That guy is a fucking spank cunt

by MaDdWaG February 14, 2018