smooth sack

Shaved testicles. Periphery's singer claims you can't regret this life-style transition.

"Once you go smooth sack, you never go back."

-Spencer Sotelo 2014.

"I went smooth sack, since I find it more comfortable when masturbating."

by nchapi July 25, 2014

smooth as sandpaper

A way to criticize someone for failing to do something easy because it is obviously rough for them.

Reggie: Watch me tie my shoes! Oh no! I forgot the bunny ears part!
Art: Wow! You are as smooth as sandpaper, Reggie! Now let's get back to 11th grade math.

by von groovy August 8, 2017

Slothy

When a person procrastinates. Prolongs a situation or action.

Them xannies make that bitch slothy.

by Wordoffender January 7, 2019

slothish

slow to react to a situation

he was slothish in his reaction to the comment

by stewster March 17, 2008

SMOOTH

cool, awesome, amazing, wicked, etc.

wow this song is smooth

by Smoothness April 17, 2006

Smooth Criminal

To nonchalantly avoid an argument whether or not it is already occurring by making direct eye contact and leaving the room or area, with a calm stride.

Carol: So I was yelling at Ryan for talking to this girl and that rat bastard pulled a Smooth Criminal!

Shaniqua: Oh no he didn't!!

Carol: Yeah! He looked at me, then he walked right out.

by The Guy With The Pants January 19, 2011

slothed

The act of hugging someone from behind, while they are unaware, and pulling them to the floor with your own dead weight. Then jumping up and laughing at their face.

Slother: You just got slothed.

by the_wulf850 April 17, 2008