Sock Scooper

Desperately taking your own sock and using it to wipe your ass because there is no more toilet paper. (not your fault)

"My friend had to do a sock scooper and his dumb ass put the sock back on, maybe thats why he didnt score last night."

by Oeltjens January 30, 2010

socks and shoes

Meaning:

1.Straight up

2.Yeah that's cool

3.It can be used when excited or shocked
4.Can also be used in an unbelievable manner
5.The term was created by Gracey Yall

1. Hey Stan you going out tonight, Stan replies socks and shoes
2. Hey you don't mind if I borrow your ps3, replies socks and shoes
3.Hey man I got you a striper, replies socks and shoes
4.You know Gary got a 5000 bill, replies SOCKS AND SHOES

by Itz GRacey Yall December 12, 2009

Ranger sock

A sock a male soldier keeps close by in order to pleasure himself with in order to contain the evidence. Used mostly in the field.

"Hey Private, don't forget to pack your Ranger sock in your sleeping bag!

by Ranger bat boy January 18, 2011

sock and bullet

A polite way of saying "Just shut up and do it."

Ava: Jackson, I don't want to swim the 1000.
Jackson: Seriously, sock and bullet,

You may be sad, tired, or crazy but sock and bullet.

by ALLJRS November 29, 2010

Sock Nugg

A bud of marijuana thats discovered stuck to you sock after a bit of carelessness in the skinning up department.

w00t! I just scored a sock nugg!Imma get baked!

by Gaz Le Rock May 9, 2011

Sock Buster

One who blows his load in his dirty socks.

Billy that dirty Sock Buster

by Darrel Dell December 21, 2007

snot sock

A sweaty vagina that has just been bombed in with semen.

We went on a date, I left her with a snot sock

by rawdogmaster February 14, 2014