sober baby

a girl/guy who does not drink or smoke or take any drugs at parties or ever.

Friend 1: “hey do you want a shot?”
Friend 2: “no thank you, im a sober baby.”

by nire rendnir April 21, 2018

indiana sober

Only drinking your friends alcohol to save money.

I'm low on cash so I must hit my buddies house up so I can stay indiana sober

by Indiana daddy January 05, 2023

Think Sober

A self-command, while still drunk in the morning, at work.

Jim: I am sick.

Billy: You aren't sick, you're still drunk. Think sober.

by jimsnow0 November 18, 2012

Sober drinking

Sober drinking is where you consistently insist you are not drinking and then take a shot immediately after. Words matter.

Ethan said he was sober drinking. He exclaimed "I don't drink" as he sipped on his whiskey. Eventually he becomes sober lit.

by Yaas Kween December 22, 2023

super sober

When you’re goofy enough to count how many A&A talks you have on YouTube. And pretend you don’t think you’re better and smarter than everyone else but you really still tug old men for gabbys

I have have six talks online, I’m super sober

by Jeanines plus1 September 04, 2022

silicon valley sober

when someone is sober but still takes adderall

jim: want to go get a drink after work?
john: no i'm silicon valley sober now

by lexi3467 April 21, 2025

Soberity

Sober-rit-it-T
The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.

Matt - “Sorry I can’t drink I’m on a sober week.”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”

by Gay retarded individual February 12, 2018