sober baby

a girl/guy who does not drink or smoke or take any drugs at parties or ever.

Friend 1: “hey do you want a shot?”
Friend 2: “no thank you, im a sober baby.”

by nire rendnir May 29, 2018

Sober Week

a week of sobriety. usually advertised via memo that only badasses receive.

the week of sept. 22-26, 2008 is sober week, so no drank and no dank.

by absolutely badass November 3, 2008

silicon valley sober

when someone is sober but still takes adderall

jim: want to go get a drink after work?
john: no i'm silicon valley sober now

by lexi3467 April 20, 2025

dusty sober

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.

the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.

by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011

pennsylvania sober

Pennsylvania Sober is when someone doesn’t drink or smoke weed, but they do speedballs out the ass and get incarcerated

“dude im not cali sober, im pennsylvania sober”

*blocks them immediately*

by isyourmomthere December 12, 2024

《¤》Totally《¤》Sober《¤》totAlly《¤》soBer《¤》totallY《¤》

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

sober cringe

'sober cringe' is a literal idiom for avoiding cringe at all costs, that means that sb. with 'sober cringe' will intentionally block every single cringey item he/she sees at instant.

" Mark is sober cringe. He literally hates and avoids cringe at all costs. Mad respect. "

by Those Nuts November 16, 2023