lemony*snickert

A person who pretends to have a family, but doesn't; who claims to have a job but doesn't; who claims to be nice, but isn't; who claims to have a life, but doesn't.lemony*snickert

All they have are witless quips and barbs at people they envy and snide, one line put-downs of anyone and everyone with more of a life than they have.

Ignore that poster, they never have anything of value to say, they are just a lemony*snickert.

by Reg Dwight September 7, 2003

Dirty Snickers

A snickers candy bar that has been tainted, defiled, or otherwise contaminated by human excretions of any nature and then distributed for human consumption without knowledge of said contamination.

That guy kept sending me P.M's all night without asking , i hope somebody gives him a Dirty Snickers.

by Big_Rusty_Snickers May 2, 2018

Have a snickers

To prepare 6-10 Ambien (Zolpidem) tablets for insufflation.

Hey dude, you gonna have a snickers?

by mcanthony December 23, 2012

serbian snicker pie

When a woman kagle flexes while you are done ejaculating into her vagina.

Holy shit, that feels great when you serbian snicker pie me.

by marleys and big brotha thunduh April 10, 2009

snickelmuffin

person whom sits on the toilet for longer than 6 minutes

"c'mon, don't be a snickelmuffin! you've been hogging the bathroom forever!"

by twiggsykinns April 7, 2009

Snickies

Snick(snik)-ies (eeze)
"Who took the snickies?"

A snickie is a chocolate bar of unknown origin. We don't know what it is, but we know that somebody (some one) took them.

Can often relate to the misinterpreted pronunciation of snickers, or just a chocolate bar that went missing. The owner of the snickies is most often under the influence of marijuana, and doesn't realize that snickies don't actually exist.

"WHERE ARE THE SNICKIES"
"Who took the snickies?"

by Finn V. Curtis February 13, 2010

Snickerdoodles

A word used to replace a swear word. Can be used to replace any swear word, but most commonly used to replace the word 'shit'.

Holy Snickerdoodles!

Man, that scared the snickerdoodles out of me!

by Genisay September 24, 2011