smooth spoon

Spooning when too drunk to get hard

He could only smooth spooned me after too many whisky drinks

by Meyerd3 January 9, 2015

smooth hank

A hanjob with lotion. Any lotion will do preferably fragrance free. ;-)

"Tony's girl was on her period so he had to settle for a smooth hank."

"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."

by worm312 July 11, 2016

Smooth Cougar

My mom, apparently.

Khufu called my mom a smooth cougar.

by Honeycutt October 6, 2016

Smoothwalled

Smoothwall is a software that is used to filter and block websites online. The most piss taking example of being smoothwalled is in school.

Student 1: Hey do you wanna play fireboy and watergirl with me?
Student 2: Sure I’ll load it up now
Student 1: Oh No it’s blocked

Student 2: Damn we got smoothwalled
Student 1: What does that mean?
Student 2: It means the site was blocked. It was filtered for time wasting :(

by noticeboard June 6, 2018

Smooth Tunnel

Smooth tunnel meaning a smooth vaginal experience usually a word used after satisfying entercourse. Or could be used to describe the vagina itself.

“Hey Jessica, I stuck a breadstick up my smooth tunnel!”

by Smooth tunnel December 17, 2018

Smooth R

The perfect human being who has no issues achieving anything in life. He is better in every way that the average lightskin. the j star is no match for him.

smooth R is just that guy

by Tafrock360 December 17, 2019

Smooth

The Grammy Award Winning 1999 hit "Smooth" as performed by Carlos Santana feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty off the multi platinum album "Supernatural."

Man, I'd rather be listening to the Grammy Award Winning 1999 hit 'Smooth' as performed by Carlos Santana feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty off the multi platinum album 'Supernatural.'

by TedKFan69 April 10, 2020