vertical smile denial

lesbian version of a cock block. When a friend or anyone vag blocks a lesbian from making the beast with two backs with another hot chick

Sheryl was about to get some with a hot young thing until Mary stepped in and pulled a real vertical smile denial.

by Macdonsa May 3, 2009

vasoline smile

An artificial smile that resembles the forced smiles of beauty pageant contestants. Women entered in these contests will put vasoline on their teeth to keep their lips from sticking to their teeth when they smile.

The Miss America contestants flashed their best vasoline smiles at the judges as they walked by.

by Hackermom July 24, 2008

Size Queen

Noun-

The term size queen is slang for a person, usually a gay male, who prefers their sexual partner(s) to have a larger-than-average penis. A size queen may use penis size as a major or single factor in determining a suitable partner'

A person who has sexual relations exclusively with guys who have large penises.

A homosexual male or heterosexual female who is attracted to men with larger than average penises

Neal, "We really should introduce Angela to that new boy.

What do they call him, Fuschia?"

Bob, "Oh, you are soo right; after all, she is such a size queen! Such a naughty boy."

by Pretty Boy October 4, 2011

chelsea smile

To slice the mouth on either side then kneeing the victim in the groin causing the mouth to tear. Popular in British prison.

I'm gonna give that nonce a chelsea smile.

by pippa from home and away April 18, 2003

emo-size

A size of clothing much smaller than S.

Nick Abid's wardrobe.

by Gra October 3, 2003

Smile Dog

In old urban legend that shows a photo of a dog with creepy human teeth that is smiling. Urban legend is that if you don’t share that photo with around 10 people you will die. One of the most famous quotes is “spread the word”

person 1: omg someone sent me the smile dog picture
Person 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10:* blocks person 1*

by Persais101 November 9, 2019

the nothing smile

When someone asks what's wrong and you say nothing.

Then you smile to reassure them.

It means that there is something, but it has nothing to do with them and it's not their fault.

"Hey, are you ok? what's wrong?"

"Nothing, i'm fine"
*fake or small smile*

aka 'the nothing smile'

by herIRL February 21, 2009