smile.jpg

A supposedly "haunted" image dating back to the beginnings of the internet, smile.jpg has a reputation for driving those who view it insane, making its victims view it in their mind's eye at every turn. While it has been discovered that these images in victims' minds are the result of epileptic seizures, there is no clear understanding of just WHY the image causes this. All of the victims who spoke up about their experiences however, have said that they are also visited by the dog-like creature in the image, named "smile.dog". When in these dreams, the only thing the victims can do is watch and listen as smile.dog tells them that the only respite to their torment is to "spread the word", and many of them recieve shortly thereafter a removable media via mail with no return address. Inside these media is said to be another copy or form of smile.dog, which the victim is encouraged to spread to others. It is not known whether or not these stories are true however, as both Snopes and Wikipedia have no articles regarding it, and any attempt to create one is summarily removed by the administrators of those sites.

-Hey, take a look at this image, smile.jpg
-OSHI- What is that?!?
-Just spreading the word...

URL: http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/599/smiletq0.jpg

by smile.dog January 16, 2009

curse like a sailor

you curse well and alot.
cursing with a lot of exoerience

Today I overheard Velma's son, Tommy, curse like a sailor

by Anthony M C. June 26, 2008

kool aid smile

A very big smile.

When a child drinks kool aid or some other brightly dyed beverage and ends up staining the outside of their mouth.

He's had a kool aid smile ever since the birth of his son.

by Blowfish August 21, 2005

smile

it is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart.

Christina: Smile!
Anthony: Why?
Christina: because it'll melt people's hearts.

by Blackflame619 December 24, 2008

Sailorproof

Myth

Sailorproof the doors and windows, hide your wifes and daughters, lock away the booze and goats. US Navy is pulling into town

1. A sailor could fuck up a anvil with a rubber mallet.

2. A sailor could get his tongue in the snatch of a young woman wearing a electrified, laser protected chastity belt. Locked inside a concert reinforced safe in the middle of Fort Knox. Without breaking a sweat.

3. Three sailors locked away in a padded cell could break a six pound ball bearing in two hours. With no tools.

by Nubb'n December 17, 2008

Cock Sailor

A woman who figuratively sails an ocean of cock, but in realistic terms is simply a cock-loving whore.

Much like the sailors of old she lives unto her own set of rules and superstitions (she shall take no cock that curves left on the odd days of the week as it shall bring bad luck).

Much like the sailor she understands the risks and rewards of sailing the ocean of cock and thus accepts that which Fate may place before her (like Chlamydia) with no ill-will but rather the mindset that it is as it must be.

Not to be confused with Cock Pirate.

"She loved the cock, craved the cock in fact. So much of her time was spent in thought, pursuit and domination of the cock that she saw herself adrift in an ocean of cock with nothing to guide her from port to port but her abilities as a Cock Sailor."

by Ernest Saves Hemmingway April 1, 2009

Nebraska Sailor

A person in charge of a boat or vessel who has no experience other than the training they received to fill the position they are in. Straight from the farm to the helm. Inexperienced boater. One who took the orientation course from the dealer and headed for the bay. Many young Navy and Coast Guard coxswains or deck officers fit this description until they get some miles under their keel.

Keep your wits about you, there's a lot of Nebraska Sailors on the water today.

by Kris Jensen February 5, 2008