Sailorproof the doors and windows, hide your wifes and daughters, lock away the booze and goats. US Navy is pulling into town

1. A sailor could fuck up a anvil with a rubber mallet.

2. A sailor could get his tongue in the snatch of a young woman wearing a electrified, laser protected chastity belt. Locked inside a concert reinforced safe in the middle of Fort Knox. Without breaking a sweat.

3. Three sailors locked away in a padded cell could break a six pound ball bearing in two hours. With no tools.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz