Sailorproof the doors and windows, hide your wifes and daughters, lock away the booze and goats. US Navy is pulling into town
1. A sailor could fuck up a anvil with a rubber mallet.
2. A sailor could get his tongue in the snatch of a young woman wearing a electrified, laser protected chastity belt. Locked inside a concert reinforced safe in the middle of Fort Knox. Without breaking a sweat.
3. Three sailors locked away in a padded cell could break a six pound ball bearing in two hours. With no tools.
1. A sailor could fuck up a anvil with a rubber mallet.
2. A sailor could get his tongue in the snatch of a young woman wearing a electrified, laser protected chastity belt. Locked inside a concert reinforced safe in the middle of Fort Knox. Without breaking a sweat.
3. Three sailors locked away in a padded cell could break a six pound ball bearing in two hours. With no tools.
by Nubb'n December 17, 2008
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