Shit Slammed

When you are constipated and pushing sooo hard, just to make that one little poo, that you painfully break your back

Jason calls in sick ..

After school, Chris calls Jason ..

Chris: Hey why weren't you at school today?

Jason: Bro .. Its a long story, and embarrassing

Chris: Aids?

Jason: Nope. I got shit slammed.

Chris: On the toilet?

Jason: Yes, on the toilet .. It was horrible .. But you cant tell anyone!!!

Chris: Damn, thats worse than AIDS. Don't worry bro, you can trust me. I gotta go .. My sister needs to use the phone.

Chris hangs up and calls Austin and Julian on 3-way

Chris: You guys will never believe what happened to Jason!!

Julian and Austin: What??

Chris: He got shit slammed!! Poor little fucker

Julian and Austin: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Jesselikesitinthebutt November 9, 2011

cunt slammer

A person who fucks cunts so hard that the pussy bruises and queefs rapidly.

Tony: brad is a cunt slammer
Joe: yeah he made her queef so hard she pooped

by autistic nugger January 26, 2016

Tammy slamming

When a person (male or female) soaks a tampon in booze & then puts it in their who-who.

Omg, I am so drunk right now because I amTammy slamming a bottle of absolute!

by SmartassSF May 4, 2016

Fi Jamma Slamma

{fy-jahm-mah-slahm-mah} noun, 1. a physical fight or altercation involving a large number of people - usually involving weapons such as bats, sticks, knives, brass nuckles, etc. 2. a rumble

We're getting ready for tonight's fi jamma slamma. Are you in? If so, bring a weapon.

Last night's fi jamma slamma involved more than fifteen people - with three being hurt badly.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009

slamming

The act of sex... rough sex with a whore most of the time or a new girl

I was slamming that girl good last night

by RyanVegas85 March 28, 2009

slammed out

To have produced a significant amount of tangible work in a relatively short period of time. Typically associated with writing computer software, but can also be applied to writing reports, documents, manuals, songs, or grants.

Man, I'm on a roll. I just slammed out the rest of that beta code during my lunch hour!

by jigsawz67 March 9, 2011

sammour

The best family ever... an awesome party family that knows how to have fun! :D

woW, That party must be hosted by a sammour cuz it freakin ROCKS! :D

by Neeoal Sammour <3 September 11, 2010