sit and shit

Where one quickly sits down to take a quick dump and then continues with normal life after a 3 minute or less crap

Guy 1: Man I need to take a crap

Guy 2: we are in such a rush just pull a sit and shit

by Wray man December 2, 2015

sit and drink

a game played at parties where the players reject all on going conversations and sit on a couch drinking beer after beer. the objective is to sit and drink, and when the player stands up and is infact drunk, the player has won. there are no losers of this game, only winners.

this party is lame, wanna play sit and drink?

by krillupo July 12, 2009

Sitting in the Asshole

a term used by Little Wayne that means "I am sitting in the car". but realistically there is only one way to say i am sitting in the car. and that's "I AM SITTING IN THE CAR"

Bill (calling Wayne): "hey man whats up? where are you?"

Wayne: "I AM SITTING IN THE ASSHOLE YOU BITCH!"

Bill:" this is why we can't be friends, because you say things like this..."

by nekura511 August 2, 2009

sitting bayou

the sitting bayou is the act of a female performing oral sex on a man while he deficates.

I cant look at her again after that sitting bayou.

by andrew smith September 14, 2004

Sit Down

A B.M.; a Number 2; to deficate. When a male says "I gotta sit down...!" it means he has to take a sh*t.

Danny: I'll be back in 10 mins - I gotta sit down.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

dick sitting

The act of having nothing to do. To just hang around.

Larriane and Leigh are tired of just dick sitting. They want to go out and do something.

by moxielala December 19, 2017

date-sitting

Going out on dates or otherwise occupying someone's boy or girlfriend so that said someone can get on with their lives.

Date-Sitter - the sucker stuck acting as a buffer between two such people in a dying relationship.

He was driving me nuts, so I talked one of my sorority sisters into date-sitting him for a few weeks until I'm more firmly attached to Bruiser here.

by marfita May 28, 2010