shootin fetals

having unprotected relations with a pregnant milf, and dumping your load deep in the cookie jar.

I let John know that my alibi for missing the game last night was that I had been shootin fetals with a hot MILF from my yoga class.

by Sir Spanish Armada February 20, 2009

shootin' e-curls

Derived from the slang term: "Shoot the Curl" heard by surfer's when they mean to ride the inside of a wave.
(ie: to surf the web)

"Hey, what's goin' on tonight?"

"Not much, shootin' e-curls"

"...........eh??........."

by fuckhead joe March 6, 2009

shooting chickens

Diarrhea

After I ate all of that Mexican food, I was shooting chickens the next morning.

by polonoidal April 11, 2010

shooting fireballs

When you reverse catheter sriracha into your urethra and proceed to ejaculate the sriracha/cum mixture onto a face.

Natalie was so sexy last night! She wanted to try something new, so she whipped out the catheter, the Sriracha and she had me shooting fireballs!

by stinglordkenny November 22, 2019

shooting the air

Just like shooting the shit or shooting the breeze. Hanging out with the boys, talking about life, drinking some beers. Doing nothing.

Yeah me and Tyler were just shooting the air, hanging in his backyard and all of a sudden he got abducted by aliens.

by Lowbatterylife39 April 24, 2021

Straight-shooting

Eating while on the toilet in order to multitask or save time

i have started straight-shooting my morning oatmeal to save time after I wake up.

by ShonnGreen July 27, 2016

straight shooting son of a gun

Someone who tells you things in a straight fashion or in an honest way. they don't lie about that situation

person 1: that shirt is very ugly on that person
person 2: use the straight shooting son of a gun method on him so he understands

person 1: yeah i gotta do that

person 2: that would be the best thing to do

by south side creepers December 4, 2017