I Learned The Clarinet at School

I give fantastic blowjobs.

John: I learned the clarinet at school.

Sherlock: Uh...

by There I fixed it. November 4, 2012

School

Where the impressionable youth are indoctrinated to prepare them for exploitation by the establishment.

The Man: Under the mores of the capitalist system you shall attend school. Through academic rewards and personal choice you will go forth and choose a suitable career, which you shall endure for a substantial amount of time. A vast majority of the money you earn shall be given to the ruling class via taxes and other undisclosed methods to keep us in power. In return we shall sustain your need for this career so we can exploit you in this fashion until such a time your ailing health makes this practise immoral and you become incapable of serving us. Once you retire you will no longer pose a threat to the system and our goal of keeping you blind to the injustice of our presence will have succeeded. Over the next few years you shall come to the realisation that despite the pleasures life has given you it is a hollow victory in the face of a reality where you could enjoy complete freedom. Although you now know the truth you shall no longer live to warn others of it- the cycle you became a part of shall endlessly repeat itself with the enforced participation of subsequent generations. There are no exceptions and no escape. Our existence is built on this agenda: to keep you devoid of every possible alternative to such an extent that you submit and resign yourself to our reality whether you agree to it or not. And that's the truth.

by GoAskAlex1991 May 23, 2011

Middle School

6th, 7th, and 8th grade. A low point in childhood. Guys are shorter than Girls, everyone looks and acts awkward.
6th graders: prepare for the worst 3 years of your life. Get used to cliques, drama, backstabbing, and total awkwardness.
7th graders: Sucks for you and your big ass pile of homework.
8th graders: Your the oldest, great! You really think you're the shit, don't you? You're not.
Populars: Make you feel like shit. They are prettier, richer, and skinnier than you. Travel in packs with their expensive phones and will take "adorable" photos of themselves laughing with their guy-friends in their tight jeans, UGGs, or booty shorts. Photos will later be posted on Facebook and aquire 50 likes from wannabes.
Jocks: Are the male counterpart of populars. Usually excel in baseball, basketball, and football. Tend to bully nerds. Also group up with the skateboarders and are usually in chorus. Always cocky.
Nerds: Will eat together. Some are borderline punks and goths who wear bright green skinny jeans and don't brush their teeth. Get A's, though.
Wannabes: Possibly the most annoying of the groups. Do things for "crazy hair day" in hopes of looking cute/getting attention. Girls actually dress in yoga pants on "National Yoga Pants" day and mimic whatever the populars do.
Normal People:
As long as you have real friends and steer clear of annoying people you may make it out unscathed. Nevermind, take it back. Nobody leaves Middle School unscathed.

8th Grader: "Hey, look at all those stupid sixth graders! Sucks for them, huh? We're so cool and mature because we're on top!"

7th Grader: "The eighth graders think their so cool now that their on top, and the sixth graders think their so cool their in middle school. Where do we fit in?"

6th Grader: "We deserve the best treatment because we're younger and smaller! At least we're no in elementary school anymore, though! We're so much older now!"

Teacher: "Stupid shits."

by summercamp! August 27, 2011

chantilly high school

a school in Fairfax County, VA that is full of drug dealer suspects.

The kids at Chantilly High School smell like drugs and disappointment.

by your typical rising freshman August 3, 2017

The Beacon School

A mixed public school located in Surrey, England where the girls skirts are higher than their life expectancy, the teachers shag their students, the toilets are used as brothels, and the year 7s think they’re top of the school. The students are either suspiciously smart or can barely pick up a pencil. The teachers are certified nonces who don’t get paid enough and it shows. Most people fail their GCSEs because the grade boundaries are ridiculously high. The toilets look like they haven’t seen any kind of cleaning products since 1985 and to top it all of, the school is ran by a nosy elf who tries too hard and has personal space issues.

person 1: that kid just stole some crappy makeup from asda
person 2: probably goes to the beacon school

by rebeccaaaaaaa.ox January 29, 2020

School ass

The medical condition caused by sitting for extended periods of time on the hard plastic chairs in school.

The school ass was killing me. I had to get excused from chemistry just to itch it.

by SchoolAssWilliam February 23, 2009

school for good and evil

A very lit book what defines culture today.

Bro, have you read The School for Good and Evil yet?

by SGE_hehe February 11, 2017