Shanners 

A creepy earthling who spends all free time on the computer, chewing on straws, DDRing, and crying over senseless things. Can be lured out of dark corners when presented eggnog.

Bob: Hey Tom, where are all the straws?
Tom: They're gone, Bob. Shanners came by earlier.
Bob: Bloody Hell.

Shanners by Shanners November 9, 2006

Shannon 

A two-faced, lying, boy-stealing, attention whore.

Person One - I don't care who that girl is, I'm gonna get that boy to be all mine!
Person Two - Don't be a Shannon...

Shannon by applesarelife April 24, 2011

shanendoah 

The greatest boat in the world. Associated with the Alabama, kids usually 9-14 take trips that are a week long. During these trip, children get to swim, clean, have galley duty, and etc. Very fun. You usually meet great kids on the boat and have a wonderful time. The crew is wonderful and some of them are pretty much total babes. I recomend camera's and pens and paper. Cabin 8 is the largest and has cracks in the wall to pass notes. Cabin 8 is also known as the party room. Two dogs often ponder the boat, Bandit and Tank. Tank is shy and Bandit is not. They can fit through portholes too! There's a line chase and I recomend learning your lines. You also learn how to make sailor's bracelets along with flemish coils. AND THERE'S A CANNON THAT WE SET OFF AND YOU CAN HEAR IT EVERYWHERE.

Have you been on the Shanendoah?
YEAH SO MUCH FUN

shanendoah by snazailoir August 10, 2006

Shannan 

Pretty. Kind. Loving friend. Fun. Awesome. The bestest friend you could ask for. Cool. Amazing. I love with pets . She can get annouying sometimes but you love her still. Know for taking pictures one in a while. Blue gorgeous eyes.

"Wow did you see that blue eyed awesome picture of shannan "
"Yes she is so pretty"
"She should be my best friend"

"She is so kind she would say yh"

Shannan by Bruxox March 15, 2017

Shannon 

(n) Literally the best girlfriend in the world. Is also a brat, but has many other amazing qualities that nullify the brattiness.

I can't believe I'm going out with Shannon.

Shannon by TheChrisKazama June 3, 2018

shannon 

shannon is a girl who looks strong but once you get to know her she goes through so much, she is a lively girl when you get to know her but if you piss her off or do something to stop her trust you won’t get her back. she is a very confident girl and is always trying new things, she is beautiful inside and out but is also mentally broken

shannon is amazingly wonderful

shannon by unicorn cakes February 2, 2020

Shannon 

A person who does or says stupid things for no reason other than being a bit of a dumbass.

Oh John she's doing a Shannon again

Shannon by 101234 May 31, 2020