mistletoe session

when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.

(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"

by Krkič December 14, 2019

session

when you have a makeover *session* with someone

me and tommy had major sessions last night

by koalakokales May 28, 2019

Opportunity Session

Obviously stupid

We are having an opportunity session on triangles tomorrow.

by Buggie 1706 March 22, 2019

wet face session

Eating preferably a girl out until she ejaculates leaving the bottom half of your face glistening, probably dripping

"I'm down for a wet face session tonight"

by L33roi Henkins May 20, 2018

Wet face session

When eating a girl out and she ejaculates and her fluids are on the bottom half of your face probably dripping

"Ready for a wet face session tonight...bring a towel too"

by L33roi Henkins May 20, 2018

private session

When your Spotify is on private so your friends can’t see your partaking in sad nibba hours

Damn last night I had a fat private session listening to I fall apart

by Sad nibba December 18, 2017

Bulldog session

To have a meeting or verbal exchange with a friend or acquaintance about things getting one down or new information

My coworker Jimmy and I spent all day having a bulldog session at work yesterday

by SoundSpllicer April 5, 2020