pawnzi scheme

An elaborate "multi-level" plan to cheat others when playing chess.

If someone successfully runs a major swindle and thus makes others feel like one the sixteen identically-shaped playing-pieces in a chess game, I suppose that said cheating-action could be dubbed a "pawnzi scheme", as well.

by QuacksO February 10, 2020

schloggy schemer

Someone who acts deviously, diabolically, or outright heinous. It can also be used to call someone that as a joke.

John: Hey dude! You’re such a schloggy schemer.

by salcruzzle June 2, 2023

Pulling A Salem

To become intoxicated with your parents' white wine on a Tuesday night.

Ex. 1)
"Bruh I'm hung over"
"What? It's Wednesday!"
"Yea, I pulled a Salem"
Ex. 2)
"Sup"
"Nm, just pulling a Salem"

by TheRealDaquan November 1, 2014

Ur pener a schemer

When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.

Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*

by Mommi.marco May 18, 2018

Hop on Salem Church

A intercourse where you shit on your dick and fuck someones ass.

"Whoz wanna hop on Salem Church?"
"Sure!!"

by pussy nigga balls May 4, 2022

Rodwan amer Rodwan Mohammad Bashir Sheikh Bashir Abdul Rahman Mohammad Abu Bakir Salem

such a baddie if you meet anyone with this name make sure clap his delectable cheeks

Rodwan amer Rodwan Mohammad Bashir Sheikh Bashir Abdul Rahman Mohammad Abu Bakir Salem has a dumpy

by zඞin October 14, 2023

North Salem High School, NY

North Salem High School is a shitty ass school in Westchester County, North Salem, New York. This is a place where you don't want to send your children under any circumstances. The town itself is very nice, but the people who live here are a bunch of inbred fucking losers who like to get drunk 24/7. If you're poor you'd live around Peach Lake witch is where every town alcoholic lives, the party basically never stops there. And if you're anyone else you'd probably live on or next to a horse farm. The school however, is filled with a bunch of dumb whores and stupid bitches, the guys are disrespectful assholes and they treat girls like shit. The teachers suck and can't control the kids and the assistant principal doesn't know how to do his job. The high school is falling apart and there is no way in hell it can be saved. Don't send your kids there.

Don't move to North Salem, NY and don't send your kids to North Salem High School, NY, there are plenty of private schools around. Save your children.

by northsalemhaters July 6, 2011