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Sanding My Sausage

When a male is dry humping a female while wearing jeans, and the pants material rubs against his penis to cause more pain then pleasure.
TJ - Dude, did you and Sierra dry hump last night?

JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.
by rustywillie69999 November 28, 2010
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Scandinavian Lovelog

During foreplay, lay with your legs crisscrossed with your girl's and drop a dump on her cooter. Flip the bitch around and start nailing her. After you bust, punch her in the back of the neck.
I put on James Blunt, lit a candle and hit Snyder with the Scandinavian Lovelog.
by PMa$e June 20, 2006
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scandiverous

A: Did you see Gossip Girl last night? The threesome was CRAZY!
B: I KNOW! Blake Lively's dress was so SCANDIVEROUS!
by personwhoisaperson2 November 30, 2009
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scandinavian marshmallow

When 2 600 pounders or above attempt 69
Hey did you here of that thing called the Scandinavian marshmallow?
No but wanna try?
by JDF149 January 9, 2015
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scandinavian shuffle

When you and your mate meet two scandinavian babes at a backpackers; you're obvs staying on bunk beds, enabling you to fling one girl up after coitus, while your mate flings the other girl down to you.
'That little Norwegian is a babe.'
'Yeah, and did you see her Danish friend?? Perfect opportunity for a Scandinavian shuffle.'
by Jarvaliscious September 21, 2014
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sandie

cold hearted ,rotten person with no remorse , the worst girlfriend you could have
what happen to your girlfriend ? she turned out be a sandie !
by lglink April 14, 2022
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Sandie

Insult:
Short for Sand Nigger , usually a male or female of middle eastern descent i.e. India, Iraq, Saudi Arabia
Oh Ahram, you're such a Sandie, but you aight.
Yo, did you see those Sandies eyeing up my shoes?
by snakeeaterfan October 28, 2016
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