Iron Slide

A game in which a person in a wheelchair is captured and then rolled down an icy hill. Points are awarded based on length of time before crashing and straightness of line carved by terrified paraplegic.

I'm bored of bestiality, let's play Iron Slide!

by Oskar (not the Grouch) May 17, 2008

Slide Show

A list of attractive women that you will think about later, while whalin' one out

"Dude, 4 O'clock, Girl in the Hot Pants... Slide Show"

"Jessica Alba ... She's totally in the Slide Show"

by mwagner October 4, 2008

Southern Slide

Wiping one's ass with four squares of toilet paper neatly stacked. Specifically, four squares neatly folded in half, two times, transversely.

I dropped a deuce that was so sloppy I had to wipe with a Southern Slide to keep it from running through onto my hand.

by Joey Tcif June 11, 2007

Shobe Sliding

The act of sliding down a hill on shobe shoes to. Done in a spot where ice blocking would take place.

You get major KUDOS for what you did tonight. Your Shobe Sliding was awesome

by Anthony and Hannah January 19, 2008

bottom of the slide

To ask for you old job back after you quit in a way that is hard to forget, your best friend witnessed, or that made your mom cry. Can be used in a full circle fashion with hit the slide.

I hit the slide last month by booking my boss a ticket to the wrong city for her conference. I thought I got that bitch, but five weeks later I'm sitting in her office with my resume and a bouquet of flowers. Looks like I'm back at the bottom of the slide.

by chickenmcfuc August 15, 2010

Chicago Slide

Used as another name for the Chicago Sweep.

Rather than stopping at a stop sign, a driver slows to a roll and then immediately accelerates as soon as they can't read the stop sign anymore.

Named for the technique used by the vast majority of Chicago drivers when no one is around.

"Yeah, I just sat there and watched that cop Chicago Slide through that stop sign."

by pressyglue July 7, 2018

Next Slide

An interjection used to indicate that the subject of a presentation is understood, obvious, or boring. Indicates that the person presenting the information should move to the "next slide."

Bob: "The amortization schedule will reflect 30 years of accrued interest over the principal..."
Carol: "Next slide..."

by omg astro glide August 25, 2022