When a guy named Ian is forced to the kneel, then he opens his mouth, sucks on a penis, and when the guy cums, the Ian will do the matrix and try to avoid the bullet. Apperently all Ians have failed.
by Ian Housearrest January 9, 2009
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Boy 1: Dayumm Veronica is hot, she's got a hot ass.
Boy 2: Hell yeah, but dude she's a retarded puppy, I heard she once mispelled her name.
Boy 1: ... well that will make the sex easy! ;)
Boy 2: Hell yeah, but dude she's a retarded puppy, I heard she once mispelled her name.
Boy 1: ... well that will make the sex easy! ;)
by SmallKittensDie December 4, 2009
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The embalming fluid retarded the decomposition of the corpse.
by William H Ballard III February 12, 2004
Get the retarded mug.A case resulting described in The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision. This rare medical condition is caused from the natural bill that is formed at birth. When the bill detaches, an anomaly occurs in which the bill connects with the person's nipples. This will lead to the creation of male genitalia upon the infant's breast. This process cannot be reversed and it is too dangerous to remove these via surgery.
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