Mexican Root Canal 

Getting a girl to deepthroat you after anal intercourse. The more shit on your dick there is, the more Mexican it becomes.

He told his girlfriend he cleaned himself up after putting it in her pooper. Little did she know she was signing up for a Mexican root canal.

Mexican Root Canal by Rule_34 February 4, 2009

deep root 

When a person sticks their tongue so far in your mouth you can feel it in your throat

The girl I got with deep rooted me.

deep root by Defintion God42 December 30, 2016

Shit Root 

An Australian slang term for someone who is bad at sex.

So, turns out Jessica was a **shit root.** Called her a taxi and sent her on her way back to college

Shit Root by makerofdefintionsmydude August 2, 2019

Talking to the root 

Another way of saying blowjob.

Marsha can't come to the phone right now because she is busy "talking to the root".

Talking to the root by Unibomber June 11, 2004

pull that blond root 

when someone does something real stupid and they suddenly realize it.

person 1: oh, I just realized that!

person 2: hey, let me pull that blond root for you.

pull that blond root by mzdigerati March 11, 2005

snot root 

South Australian slang for the act of picking your nose.

She caught me having a snot root.

snot root by Mykro76 April 7, 2010

what's the square root of this apartment? 

Rhetorical question asked by someone distinctly more cool than whomever is being asked in an attempt to point out his or her inherent corniness or dorkiness.

Is used primarily used by a black person to a white person but may be used by any hip person who wants to call out an uncool subordinate.

Originally used in a skit on Chappelle's Show.

"Hey you white guy from Canada, what's the square root of this apartment? (laughs to self)."

what's the square root of this apartment? by Mos before Bros April 24, 2007