Reddit

That one place where 12 year olds go and bully people

Reddituser123: *Actually makes a cool post*
Thatone12yearold: OMG that post is ur mom lololol

by Dragon me Ballz June 5, 2021

Reddit

A place where depressed virgin bois with a bad lifestyle gather to watch porn and plan on how to kill tiktokers and twitter users.

Random person: Hey bud let's go hang out with girls
Redditor: No , I cant I gotta check out my fellow virgins.

by Amateur-Clipper August 8, 2021

Reddit

A popular website on the interwebs. Everyone who resides there partakes in the activity of grooming children.

Guy 1: Hey, what’s reddit?

Guy 2: It’s a site used by child groomers.

by Nig- July 23, 2021

Browse Reddit

Other then actually browsing reddit it means to go watch porn and masturbate.

"I'll talk to you later I got to.. go browse reddit.

by JacobTehBaws September 1, 2014

Redditor

The worst scum on this planet. For some reason, they think they're funny. Usually overweight and wears glasses. Hopefully natural selection takes hold and they all die off.

"Can you believe that kid's a Redditor?"
"I know, right? I just want to cave in his skull."

by Sakon March 6, 2020

Redditor

Another word for hypocrite.

They hate reposters, yet they repost
They hate emojis, yet they pay for awards which are also emojis
They say TikTok is cringe, yet their memes are cringey
They hate Fortnite because it's repetitive, yet scrolling through Reddit is also repetitive
They worship Keanu Reeves, yet never watched his movies
They call out Instagram for stealing their memes, yet they steal memes from 9GAG sometimes
They hate the USA and worship Europe, yet they're not even European
They hate racists, yet they're xenophobic which is also racist
They hate boomers, yet they act like boomers and are sometimes 40 year olds which are almost boomers
They say people with bad spelling are having a stroke, yet they have bad spelling

In conclusion, Redditors are fucking hypocrites.

TikTok you way to Fortnite: *exists*

Redditors: I fear no man, but that thing... It scares me

by IdekIForgotMyName February 14, 2021

Redditor

A slang term for virgin

Guy 1: Man, John is a redditor and I bet he will always be
Guy 2: Yeah, he might be forever
John: Dude What the fuck?!

by Real Sticky boi February 23, 2021