purple bulldog

Take a look in your pants. If you are a dude you have one. If you are a chick you want mine.

Get down on your knees and suck my purple bulldog and get a taste of my manchicken.

by Ubersexual April 21, 2006

Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger

After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.

After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.

by John September 20, 2003

PurpleBalls

When you cum so hard that your balls start to hurt in agitating pain. Usually from the result of LOTS of cum.

*cums* OOWW.. literally i have PurpleBalls

by Depressed Cheese December 5, 2018

purple winged bat

A black womans vagina.

The sistas pussy looked like a purple winged bat.

by Hugh Jass October 31, 2003

purple cobra

Penis with a large, swollen, purple head due to being constrained in a bondage device. The head (glans penis) turns purple and swells from lack of circulation. While it doesn't flatten like a cobra's hood, the head does swell so it becomes larger similar to a cobra's hood.

He put the cock ring on too tight and now he's got a purple cobra.

by Bucko McCane May 19, 2006

one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger

It's a term for a friggin' dick. Penis. Schlong.

"Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"

by Kay-Cizzle April 24, 2006

purple headed yoghurt slinger

A Cock, plain and simple.

by Chest August 3, 2003