potsurfin

The act of surfing the web on a smart phone or tablet device while dropping a load

Hey Evan when did u find that video on YouTube?
Oh the other day when I was potsurfin

by MrETaylor13 November 19, 2011

potstitution

adj; The deliberate act of flirtation with a person, or persons, in an attempt to gain weed favors.

Potstitution? "that's illegal bro!"

by christophermathew June 25, 2012

Pretsamsag

A creature known for its foul odor, hunched back, laggard gait, and bitter demeanor, although the Prestsamsag is sensitive and timid at heart. They live mainly in deep forests in homes made from the surrounding trees. Most are hermit-like and rarely venture outside of there homes.

I was walking in the woods when I ran into a Pretsamsag!

by sasscommander May 12, 2013

POTS

What you yell at a bad driver when you're tired of always yelling "STOP!"

Tina: POTS! You're going to hit that white truck!
Nadia: Ahh, oh my God!

by Missdew January 22, 2014

pootskeet

The act of farting out previous anal inseminations
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Oh my god! Brad came in my ass last night and today I keep having pootskeet after pootskeet!

by rickety titdirt September 21, 2015

Portswoleo

A portfolio/document containing all of your lifting accomplishments and credentials.

"Yo bro, whats your max?" "Just check my portswoleo, its got my lifting program too."

by TesticularTorsion December 7, 2015

pootsd

The fear of having doggy style sex with a woman who has a shitty bum

I'm terribly afraid of going to bed tonight. My wife is horny and wants sex but I'm still suffering from PooTSD from our last encounter!

by flyingglass June 17, 2016