Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions

Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2

by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018

Ponting

Moving/bouncing your leg if you're bored or anxious

I was bored so I started ponting

by DeTopiaan August 19, 2019

Pottingsmead

An armchair scientist trained in the art of beaker cleaning.

Sounds like Sean Connery and looks like Jack Black.

Also a massive bender.

Look at the dickhead over there. He's a right Pottingsmead...

by n1ghtshad3d December 20, 2019

potting out

Hitting a cricket ball into a sex toy's mouth.

Commentator 1: Maxi's hit that into the stands it's a six
Commentator 2: I think you'll find he's potting out, that's gone right down the surprise hole.

by TR-Nubsie May 28, 2020

posting

to chill somewhere

im posting in the crib

by 696XxZzPR0G4M3RGR4NDM4ZzXx6969 August 16, 2020

Pooting

When you're on your fourth conference call of the day, and you feel that rumble in your belly that suggests you're gonna have to run for it and take your laptop with you.

A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.

Apologies for the echo, but I've had back to back meetings, so I had to make this one a Pooting...

by biznuge November 12, 2020

porking violation

n. Any sexual indiscretion.

.............

Where’s Rudy?

Jail. Some sort of porking violation.

Pardon!?

Not yet.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021