Cheese plate

When you wipe your hand on your sweaty balls and touch someone’s face with it.

“ Dude Tyler was so slumped last night I gave him a cheese plate to try and wake him up”

by Big steamy beef February 12, 2020

Plate Tetris

Occurs when a person, usually a waitress, needs to shift around many plates on a table in order to put down one more plate because of a lack of space.

Did you see that waitress? She had to play Plate Tetris to get all their orders on the table!

by rushringleader December 28, 2008

cake on a plate

The most desired food of Neil. Often found accompanied with orange juice.

Ah, yes I was just sitting down telling my amusing story, whilst some man stole my cake on a plate. He says he was proper banged.

by Random Dude January 14, 2005

plate breaker

A Greek descendant, the term was derived from one of their oldest and most cherished rituals.

I hate that John Stamos. He's such a dirty plate breaker.

by the almighty turd sandwich March 30, 2008

poopy plate

Side plate placed next to a picky eater specifically to catch all refused items picked out of food.

"Don't cry, Susan. We'll have the waiter bring you a poopy plate for the raisins. You don't have to eat them."

by meganelizabeth July 29, 2005

Skid Plate

Another word for moron.

Hey skid plate, you just sat on my glasses.

by Zotch March 24, 2017

skip plate

When an overweight individual produces fecal matter and is not able to sufficiently wipe the affected area, it leaves an unattended area of skipped fecal matter also known as 'skip plate'.

See above definition of skip plate.

by 911 and Cali August 27, 2009