parananxious

To be unreasonably or obsessively suspicious or mistrustful about something and at the same time experiencing worry, unease, or nervousness, typically about an imminent event or something with an uncertain outcome.


To be paranoid and anxious about something at the same time.

I'm very paranoid about dogs and very anxious about getting a chinchilla, so I must be very parananxious!

by roadsidehobo February 5, 2009

Paraletica

when you get so drunk you die

e.g. damn, he was so drunk he died from paraletica

by jawje April 25, 2010

parandeep

A way of defining someone who has excessive thoughts about how communism is great. But in real-fact they have no wisdom and are deemed to be hated upon by society.

Person A: Communism is great man, I read carl marx books all the time.
Person B: I dont care man leave me alone you dumb parandeep!
Person A: Communism is the way forward!

by SteveUSA December 16, 2010

paranoid pooper

A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.

Also referred to as a daft defecator.

KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.

"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.

by Rusty Rustbucket October 27, 2010

Paranoia Activia

The fear of your Activia or fiber one bar kicking in

Dude after lunch, I have the worst case of Paranoia Activia during ballet rehearsal.

by Balletfreak November 15, 2011

Paranoia

Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.

Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!

Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.

Definition of paranoia-Joel stop being such a paranoid cunt!! Jo has not got your gear!!! :)

by Zton October 9, 2016

parakeet

a bird with an assortment of colors, usually ranging in green, yellow, and white

parakeets look dangerous, but just want to nuzzle their tiny head against your hand

pArayEeT, a pretty chill parakeet (parayeet)

wHoaaAaaAa look at that parakeet go! once it squawks, it can't stop!

by parayeet May 22, 2017