1 definition by Zton

Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.

Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!

Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.
Definition of paranoia-Joel stop being such a paranoid cunt!! Jo has not got your gear!!! :)
by Zton February 1, 2016
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