Nones't've

A much better way to say none

Guy 1: ay yo bruvs, aint nones't've y'all best'nt've |-taken't've| my lasagne.

Guy 2: yo what the fuck

Guy 3: sorry I ate it.

by Bing bomb bop November 30, 2019

Noner

When a girl stats making you horny and gives you a boner, then ghosts you

Man, last night, that bitch gave me a noner

by SuperMegaCumblast420 November 9, 2019

none toast

When you make toast but eat it without anything on it.

"I'm back. Just made some none toast."

by skinnyalienboy February 1, 2020

Noehaeaphobia

The fear of crippled animals

"Bro I think I have Noehaeaphobia like, I saw a dog in one of thoughs animal wheelchairs, just about shit myself"

by Pansdale February 26, 2020

Noner

The opposite of a boner.

Having to scoop cat shit gives me a noner.

by Bobby Sagtits September 8, 2020

nonewhat

Where somewhat means 'a little bit', this means 'not at all'.

"Are you okay?"
"Somewhat, you?"
"Nonewhat, I broke my arm."

by YoungestOfTheThree November 9, 2020

Nonchad

Any male who is not one of the tall rich jocks who get all the pussy

Bro, I'm a nonchad- I'm not six feet. I don't play sports and I don't drive a pickup truck or have any tattoos. I can't get laid!

by D Flawless November 9, 2020