Poseidon’s Net

It is when you put a layer of toilet paper in the toilet water before going poop, to catch a turd and prevent a Posidon’s kiss.

Ever since I’ve began using the Poseidon’s net, I’ve greatly reduced getting wet ass from Poseidon’s kiss.

by Poseidon’s Net April 8, 2019

mc.hypixel.net

Minecraft server, lag and high ping, utter toxicity, and terrible anticheat.

Bill: Yo you wanna go on mc.hypixel.net and play some bedwars?
Trent: Dude, you know i live in australia so i'll be lagging behind by like 10 hours, i can't play!

by neptoooone February 10, 2021

homestarrunner.net

It's dot com.

Welcome to Homestarrunner.net
It's dot com!

by rasolyo January 3, 2004

Tiny Net

(1) Something that Betty (Master Pain), from the movie Kung Pow: Fists of Fury, uses to stop the Chosen One. It is a small net made of rope, just big enough to fit over a persons head.
(2) A death sentence
(3) Sure-fire way to stop your enemy in a fight.
(4) A net, that is tiny.

Subordinate: "Betty, that tiny net was sure-fire!"
Master Pain: "Yes...the Tiny Net is a death sentence...you see it is a NET, and it is TINY. Ha, HA. Ha, HA!"

by MoldySpore June 25, 2008

poop net

(noun) the loose portion of jeans dangling below the butt-region; typically found on those people with wide, flat asses who are unable to properly fill-out their jeans

Due to her Irish-ass and unwashed jeans, Sam had a bad case of poop net in her Levis.

by front porch April 9, 2007

fox sports net

A cable sports channel. Unlike wordESPNword, which provides nationalized coverage, Fox Sports Net is more regional in nature, with various regions of the country each having their own version of the network, thus providing more coverage of local teams.

"The Oklahoma vs. Oklahoma State football game was carried on Fox Sports Net."

by TheEvilOne June 22, 2003

Warcraft II: Battle.net Edition

A 1999 re-release of Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness, and its expansion pack, Beyond the Dark Portal, classic RTS games centered around battles between orcs and humans, with a good campaign and great multiplayer, both enhanced in the Battle.net Edition re-release. Plenty of cool magic and weaponry to keep people entertained for hours and cheap to buy since it's old. Unfortunately the game does not work on Windows Vista and its LAN can be messed up by multiple network interfaces. Predecessor is Warcraft 1, spiritual successor is Starcraft and sequels are Warcraft 3 and WoW.

I pawned those orc noobs thinking they were so cool with their bloodlust by hitting them from the sea with 1337 human battleships! Not as imba as you thought ur race was in Warcraft II: Battle.net Edition, eh punks?

by Natorat May 29, 2009