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HOLY CRPA IS THAT NESS UNDRETALE
by SpiritMage June 20, 2025
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Mathematical Do-ness

Forcing or motivating yourself to DO-ing some math to beat your daily laziness, especially if you are glued or addicted to your cell phone or digital device for an unhealthy number of hours every day.
Some mathematical do-ness activities that could help white-collar workers break away from their sedentary lifestyle are:

Walk exactly 6789 steps.

Create an origami geometric shape out of the newspaper.

Learn to do calculus—differentiate and integrate—with a soroban (Japanese abacus).

Count the number of ballpoint pens in your house.
by Numerati July 29, 2025
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Chio-ness

Chio-ness.

Root word: Hokkien. Chinese Dialect characters for spicy pretty lady. Chio-Bu. Bu is lady. Chio is rude description of pretty with tinge of spiciness. Attracts the opposite gender known as Chee Hong Kia. Kia is kid. Chee Hong means lustful, both the open and secret types are implied.

Definition. Perceived level of prettiness and spiciness combined. Not simple beauty alone.
Along a dodgy dark alley among cheap hotels, a man said to his gang of boys, "The chio-ness of girls are not defined by nationality. You prefer Koreans, I prefer Vietnamese. Chio-ness is subjective."
by Huemen November 6, 2025
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Loch Ness Pervert

A high profile pervert that intermittently surfaces and causes a great stir socially or politically, but then disappears just as quickly only to resurface again weeks to months later and continue the cycle.
Everyone in Congress and on the news is discussing whether all the files of the Loch Ness Pervert will surface and be released again to see which political elites were associated with him.
by Lost in SHitlerland November 17, 2025
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Loch Ness Pervert

A high profile pervert that intermittently surfaces and causes a great stir socially or politically, but then disappears just as quickly only to resurface again weeks to months later and continue the cycle.
Everyone in Congress and on the news is discussing whether all the files of the Loch Ness Pervert will surface and be released again to see which political elites were associated with him.
by Lost in SHitlerland November 17, 2025
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Stealth UD-Ness

The definition is that any user that uses Stealth Private will be blessed with life long lasting ud-ness
Yo Dude, I Bought Stealth Private And I'm Forever Blessed With Stealth UD-Ness
by StealthUD November 19, 2025
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don't ness this mess

A nicer way to say "I don't need this shit." In this context, ness is short for necessary.
I missed the bus and my Uber is stuck in traffic. I'm going to be late and I really don't ness this mess.
by oshibka November 29, 2025
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