mumey

Guy from Baltimre who Pimp shit upp, with his huge cock and extremeely good looks

Your fucking right doggy

by God#28 August 5, 2004

Freddy Krueger Mummy

Scratch up a girls face, then jizz in her cuts. And then wrap her face in toilet paper as you are fucking her pussy.

This chick I picked up from the bar had a rude awakening after she found out she was about to become a Freddy Krueger Mummy.

by Lockmastr June 2, 2010

scummy mummy

Derivative of yummy mummy. A hot-looking mother who dresses overly sexy or downright trashy.

Joe: Ooh, check out that skank! Must be coming back from her nightjob at the blowjob bar.

Bill: Nah man, that scummy mummy is picking up her kids at the preschool. Guess she's passing on the trashon sense.

by Lex Sleuthor April 23, 2009

Yummy Mummy

Sexy young mother, usually latin, who'll break your heart.

That Yummy Mummy don't need a Suga Bear, just step back and let her find whatever she needs to make herself and her kids happy.

by S.Bear..& Baby November 25, 2010

mummy poo

when a mother poos out of her ear right into her childs nose and then the child is aroused by the poo, the child then farts into the mothers mouth then causing her to lick her child all over!!

Omg.the other day my boyfriend/girlfriend did a mummy poo to me..it was sooo hot!

by kyah and holly July 6, 2008

Mummy

a word that white people say in place of Nigger. completely unracist, just useful for rapping along to songs

"just got rich, took a broke mummy's bitch, i could make a broke bitch rich"

"i ain't saying she a golddigger, but she ain't messin with no broke mummies"

"my mummy my mummy (ay)"

by paradoxpops September 23, 2014

mummy daddy button

Commonly known as the belly button, mentioned in the austin power movie

'oooooooooohhh, right in the mummy daddy button'

by Jesus June 18, 2005