molestable

When you see someone that looks so good, you want to molest them.

person mumber 1: dude that guy is SO hot!
person number 2: Oh my gosh I know. He is totally molestable!

*gets up and molests hot kid*

by xwishfulthinkingX September 8, 2004

molestache

a mustache that resembles that which a child molester, such as David Westerfield, might have.

Did you see that guy's molestache Yeah he looks like such a creeper.

by LexiB February 10, 2009

Mobes

A clear cloud - pure - without contamination

When the dust from the day has settled at sunset you can see a mobes that will turn the sky green for a split second

by ace ranger March 19, 2010

mobestest

better than best

those fish tacos were mobestest

by The real Hillbilly March 19, 2010

The Molester

n. The Molester has various unique characteristics. Often seen associating with his good friend The Lurker at NASCAR events, he preys on fat chicks and teenage boys. He can easily be identified by his Looney Toons tee-shirt tucked into blue jean shorts with no belt. He calls cruising the parking lot at the race "grazing". His trademark saying is "Sup' brah?" Beware.

"The Molester is at it again. I heard he bagged Big Brenda and little Timmy last weekend."

by LukeDuke December 23, 2004

Fun Molester

A person who thinks they are cool and with it but in actual fact steal the life and good will from a situation.

I hear Dave is coming to the party. He is such a fun molester

by Carlossssssss January 16, 2009

Pussy mites

Another term for "crabs" or "pubic lice". Which are small, six-legged creatures that infect the pubic hair area and lay eggs.

Transmission generally occurs during sexual activity. However, it also can occur through physical contact with contaminated objects such as toilet seats, sheets, and blankets.

Tom gave Mary pussy mites.
Which made her vagina itch at night.
Well Mary never had such a scare when she looked down there for pussy mites were crawling everywhere!

by universalhigh September 26, 2010