Mongoloid

a retated midget that has laserations, big forehead, and slanted eyes...most mongoloids are named Tim and work at the circus. Wears potato sacks as clothes. Loves to say rastafari. They hide under cars or beds.

If you see a mongoloid kick it in the fucking face.

by Eli R. May 20, 2008

mongoloid

One who has significantly sub-par intelligence. This is a derogative term that is usually used towards those with down syndrome. This term was popularized in a DEVO song entitled "Mongoloid." The term comes from the barbaric and uncivilized tendencies of mongolian tribes. It is often incorrectly thought that Mongoloid is a demonym for people from Mongolia. Molgoloid describes a person that behaves like a person from Mongolia, while Mongolian describes those that are actually from the country.

Mongoloid, He was a Mongoloid. One chromosome too many.

by ckenneym July 24, 2007

mongole

three dimentioal flat face twat

you fuckin mongol

by spazz May 11, 2003

mongoose

1: (n.) a mammal of the musteline family, related to the weasel, mostly found in asia.
2: (n.) Slang for a rather large penis. Used typically in a joking manner.

1: "Ow! That mongoose bit me!"
2: "Those spandex tights really accentuate that mongoose of his... jeez it's like OUT THERE!"

by Adustus November 12, 2004

Mongolian monkey

When you're fucking a girl doggystyle, discreetly shit in your hand, then right before your about to cum you cover her mouth with the shitty hand until you cum.

"Last night I gave your mom a Mongolian monkey and got shit all over your living room and made her clean it!"

by Winterfart69 July 27, 2019

mongoloid

2- Derogitory phrase that used to be a term to describe someone with features resebling Mongolians. Considered severly disabled and a hopeless breed, less than an animal. Now known as People who have Down Syndrome.

You should never use the term Mongoloid for anything!

by BG August 2, 2004

Mongolian Horseback Ride

A sexual act in which the female lays on her back with knees to chest; Man lays horizontal and sticks penis in-between womans calfs and thrusts vigorously and screams.

Dude me and my girl did a mean Mongolian horseback ride last night!

by Overshade December 9, 2010