The act of having traditional intercourse but it ends prematurely without climax due to one of the members participating having deep thoughts about pegging Matthew McConaughey.
I was totally Moist Humping this chick but I couldn't finish due to my thoughts about Matthew McConaughey.
by KL_12345 October 31, 2020
The act of having sexual intercourse but no one climaxes due to thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey.
I was Moist Humping this check but couldn't finish due tothe thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey running through my head.
by KL_12345 October 31, 2020
by Moist Jeb May 10, 2019
by lennyschafer August 17, 2016
When you shake a pop can so much then shove it up your bum and you sit too hard so that it opens and explodes in your bum and it’s all sticky
by Mommy milf Jessica October 11, 2021
A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.
"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."
"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
by moist robot April 11, 2007
Bob has a moist rock
by The doggo expert November 03, 2019