microwangus

the smallest fucking penis geneticly possible. The only way to obtain one is to play fortnite.

when i see someone playing fortnite, i start to feel my balls shrivel up into a microwangus.

by GaYmOnTaUgE February 13, 2019

miröö

Miröö’s are the most psychopath persons you’ll ever meet, they don’t think for them selves and they are known for a bad repotation, sometimes they can be kind, but don’t forget they are psychopaths

RUN! THAT’S A MIRÖÖ

by moli February 23, 2019

Microwaveologist

A Microwaveologist is a person who owns many microwaves.

Dude, look at that microwaveologist. He has like 26 microwaves.

by Josh_W474 July 15, 2019

Microwave dinner

Looks good in pictures but not in reality.

1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.

2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.

Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.

by Karab okama August 11, 2019

Miroku

Miroku is water, and eggplant, demented, diarrhea, and much more. (Oh ye, also a character in Inuyasha).

MIROKU IS EXCITED TONIGHT!!!

by MIROKU fangirl 101 October 24, 2019

Microwave

MICROWAVE GO MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

The Microwave goes mmmmmmm.

by ThyKillaAmbusher January 7, 2020

microwaving grapes

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat

Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour

by question,john November 10, 2020