Mindle

To set a goal after the fact, thus ensuring success; typically by being conspicuously absent when goals are being set.

This week I mindled, but I did achieve my primary goal of being awake during work hours.

by Svengali Swede March 19, 2021

Minkle

A newly founded swear word for gen z to play around with
Meaning "shit" or "Damn"
Sidenote: It can mean whatever you want it to mean

Oh, minkle!! My mom just found a poopy and peepee in her deoderant drawer

by Ohhh daddy chill September 6, 2022

Chud-mincer

Comedy Weapon; an empty bottle of vodka wrapped in barbed wire. Most commonly found near the Glasgow area of Scotland; used for social events, weddings, barfights, funerals..

"I'm gonna smash his car wi' a fockn..Chud-mincer!"

by MC Buff mah dome March 25, 2009

Penis Mingler

1) A Boner Wierdo that won't go away
2) A party or function for Boner Wierdos to meet each other
3) A group of Boner Wierdos that don't necessarily know they are Boner Wierdos that hang around together most of the time.

see Boner wierdo for an example of Penis Mingler....

by MarkOPoko January 15, 2010

Absent Mindless Soulless Shame

Human beings who lack souls have no inner strength and have a life of shame to the point where they're too weak to feel more shame. Additional shame at that point makes them forget more important stressors to cheat a false victory with smaller scaled issues to comedic degrees.

When a soulless human says, 'that's crazy' and can not explain logically how the target of the word is illogical. That is classic absent mindless soulless shame because the beast forgot the most important component of the word, 'crazy' which is not making sense

by Zeitgeist997 July 26, 2020

mingle

Persistant bit of minge grit

It took me a week to rid myself of that mingle

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

mingle

Noun: a totally awesome dude that you find in a crowded bar when you least expect it. one whose boyish charm will reel you in. once you lock eyes with him, you know he's a keeper. his dreamy aura and witty personality will certainly win you over. he may not have much to say...but his kiss says a lot.

"I can't wait to go out tonight with the girls. I hope I find myself a mingle!"

by AlwaysFallHard February 4, 2010