That one virgin that plays roblox and fortnite all day long. he somehow manages to have a girlfriend but gets 0 pussy.
by daddy salty July 14, 2021

“Stop throwing a Matty Healy! You’re better than this. it’s your 45th birthday today for goodness sake, enough with the tantrums please!”
by Bearbelle July 22, 2023

matty is the sweetest funniest thoughtful hottest person i know. im so glad to have them in my life. they make me so happy, and they always cheer me up when im down. i love matty so much! when we hug i never want to let go. im the luckiest person in the world. their smile is contagious and lovable. and their eyes are literally gorgeous, you can get lost in them easily.
by spagirly101 December 29, 2021

Think a Bert and Ernie love child.... intelligence level of a rock.. snakey and uses raspy voice to lure women
by DishaBish May 16, 2022

10/10 sex. But loves himself to much to ever love you. London bait so he thinks his the shit
. A very handsome mixed male.
. A very handsome mixed male.
by Ahbdndjd May 31, 2020

The Biggest no life in all of COD history. He Loves Breakfast and cake. He is easily confused, and or easily confuses people.
by MrMilks October 25, 2011
