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Sebastian Markus

If you meet him the first time, you will wonder, how a person can be so smart and such an idiot at the same time. He is usually pretty funny but he can get pretty serious in sertain topics. A Sebastian Markus always gets girls way out of his league. He is not the perfect lover, but his girlfriend still loves him. He is a weired guy and his friends only stay with him to protect other people of him, but they are fine with it.
What is wrong with Sebastian Markus?

Eveything.
by Nymareg December 6, 2018
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go markus yourself

Never update your PC/phone's software ever again. Similar to "go f*ck yourself".
Steve: The emoji's in iOS 14 are terrible!
Andy: Go markus yourself
by LousyPotato May 29, 2021
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Ja'markus

Ja'markus's are the gayest mfs ive ever met. (gay in a good way though not some weird furry way) hes funny, but absolute ass at math. He goes my marky, jamarky, marker, jmarkiki, and sharron when hes in a silly goofy mood. He also has a cursed tiktok fyp if u know him yk what I mean.
person 1 : "Ja'markus is so gay"
person 2: "duh"
by suchasillysnake March 11, 2022
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Bad Markus

Someone who didn't think you could add words to urban dictionary
"You're being a bad Markus right now, just because it's on urban dictionary doesn't mean it's true"
by Lexamatick March 17, 2022
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machiavellian marsupial

A rare specimen of nature who only comes out in the darkest of times, commonly to save some-or even the world...

This thing could also come under the name will (Will Thompson) as he only comes out at night, to be the superhero to my villain.

People ADORE him!

Bellow Will Eccleston btw
by Henri The Bloody God May 4, 2022
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erik markus

A big bombaclat that drinks red wine every single night. He is usually on discord chatting with his mates, or asleep after too much alcohol.
Jonas: yo, have you heard from Erik Markus, he is not answering my calls?
Knut: he is probably asleep, he told me he had 12 glasses of wine 30 minutes ago.
Jonas: boommbbaaclatt
by Grønni2Grovish April 4, 2024
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molecular meat eating marsupial

an female who aggressively performs oral sex on any and every man while pregnant
ellen is quite a molecular meat eating marsupial
by ruhi yazid May 23, 2008
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