Divine Mandate

When you go with another man on a date to a homosexual site

Bill and John went on a date the other day to Build-a-Bear factory

Oh wow what a Divine Mandate!!!

by 69 guru April 2, 2010

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kariya mandal

Someone who is short, fat and dark. Might suffer from high BP , baldness and low sperm account. Looks for positive vibes everywhere and is completely judgemental.
This makes the person always complaining and full of negative thoughts.

Why do you complain so much, don't be a Kariya Mandal.

by NishantMMA March 5, 2019

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mandangalo

1: A foolish or stupid person.
2: A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

"you're such an idiot!, why did you write 2+2=5 on the test?!?!?!"

by Stephen Otto April 24, 2005

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manda

A fat whore...usually one who smells very unfair and whos stench could knock down the mightiest of redwoods.

I can smell a manda coming down the road....*BOOM BOOM BOOM CRASH*....YOU HEAR THAT!?!?!

by smileyoufuckers July 16, 2008

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National Peg A Man day!

June 14 is National Peg A Man day! So grab your strap on dildo girls, cause you can peg a man on June 14 or any time you want!

Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yeah Eve?
Eve: can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve takes off Stephen’s pants and pegs the fuck out of him*
Stephen: OOOOH SHIT AAAAHH~ WHY THE FU- AAAAAAAH~ DONT- AH- STOP AAAAAAAAAAHHHH~
Stephen: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
Eve: cause it’s National Peg A Man day!

by taromybobatea August 2, 2022

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