Luke

Backstabbing price of shit. You will put up with his bullshut for 9 years and then he'll stab you in the fucking back

Guy 1: Wow that guys such a douchebag
Guy 2: Yeah, I bet he's a Lukebackstabber
*Luke walks over* Hi, im luke, hey let me fart on you cause that's funny

by Buzz lighttyear May 7, 2018

Luke

Go fuck yourself

faggot

luke ur a faggot go fuck yourself

by GotYourBitch November 18, 2018

Luke

A young male who thinks he's the best at everything and better then everyone. He watches porn at school at the back of the class in the back corner. He is also known for stroking the cat to pornographic imagery on his fathers iPad.

"Oh sorry Luke, you were right again."

by lukeheathcote June 4, 2018

Luke

a completely monotone and unfeeling person with no personality

"Did you hear that kid read his story today?"

"Yeah, he was like...a Luke."

by Addisonxoxoxo April 29, 2008

Luke

A verb. To utterly fail at something, and draw unecessary attention to oneself. Often makes others in the conversation feel awkward.

Today I was at the store, when my friend Luked the conversation. It was very embarrassing.

I Luked my chem exam, which everyone else got an A on. How did I Luke things up so badly?

by Potatoz January 29, 2012

Luke

A boy without any pubes or underarm hair who has an extremely small penis, looks like an alien and got caught by him mum wanking.

Did you hear about that immature guy who looks like an alien and got caught by him mum, he's such a luke

by SammyB&Condog February 26, 2009

Luke

1. The hero of some lame sci-fi movie from the 70's.

2. A miserable cunt.

"Use the force, Luke"

"Luke. You're a cunt!"

by MatsHallman October 21, 2007