Luke

Luke is an ugly fart man that has huge feet and tiny calfs. no body likes him he has no friend and has huge gross man boobs, with a big fat belly, and the world smallest lower body. his cheek bones are lower than his sagy balls.

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luke has man boobs and sagy balls

by rxgfyurngfuyg2rimu September 27, 2019

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A young male who thinks he's the best at everything and better then everyone. He watches porn at school at the back of the class in the back corner. He is also known for stroking the cat to pornographic imagery on his fathers iPad.

"Oh sorry Luke, you were right again."

by lukeheathcote June 4, 2018

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A bullshit ass nigga who cheats on his girlfriend with his girl friends. Never trust a Luke. They may be beautiful on the outside but don’t let yourself fall for him, all he will do is break your heart. He promises you many things but he never falls though with them because he starts feeling guilty about the fact that he’s cheating on you.

Ex: A- damn look at Luke, he’s so cute
B- you don’t want to fuck with him he’ll just hurt you because that’s what Luke’s do.

by Why dont ya blow me April 22, 2018

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a completely monotone and unfeeling person with no personality

"Did you hear that kid read his story today?"

"Yeah, he was like...a Luke."

by Addisonxoxoxo April 29, 2008

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A verb. To utterly fail at something, and draw unecessary attention to oneself. Often makes others in the conversation feel awkward.

Today I was at the store, when my friend Luked the conversation. It was very embarrassing.

I Luked my chem exam, which everyone else got an A on. How did I Luke things up so badly?

by Potatoz January 29, 2012

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