leading man

What da hotheaded and full-of-himself animal-trainer character Hynes viewed himself as when contemptuously walking Lassie and da rest of da Duke of Rudling's prized pets on a leash. After da equally-temperish-but-fairer-and-more-sensible-minded upper-crust squire finally "sacked" said "utter nincompoop" lackey, I'm assuming dat he then didn't think of himself as quite such an entitled charming expert in furry four-legged-creature husbandry.

Much as he hated to admit it, da Duke saw how much better of a "leading man" dat Sam Carraclough would make than da incompetent bungling Cockney whom he'd previously employed to look after his animals.

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

Lead Jaw

A. When Your mouth fills up with blood and becomes heavy.

B. Rocka Punch to the Jawline, Fill Mouthline with blood and fill like Lead Jaw.

Pub Brawls = Nice Glass or Lead Jaw, Anyway it end with Jaw

by Ben Maximus decimus meridious October 19, 2010

swat lead

A simple abbreviation of smoke weed and then pop bottles; used mainly for kids under 21 so that their parents won't know what they're really doing

Jon: "Are we still gonna swat lead this weekend?"

Mark: "Fuck yeah man"

by Jon D.W. Brown May 7, 2008

Lead pixie stick

Suicide by shotgun.

Bob took his divorce pretty poorly... He had himself a lead pixie stick... Poor bastard.

by IAJester June 7, 2017

leading lady

1) Main chick

I want you to be happy, even if that means I'm not the leading lady in your life.

by Alienhuman April 13, 2021

chew lead

An adjective to describe a person who frequently "bites the bullet" with things.

John knows how to chew lead at his new job.

by Dies_Irae February 20, 2025

kidney lead

The thing you have if a bullet travels up your urethra and into your kidneys

Jim: Aw fuck, some wanker gave me kidney lead!
Tommy: Just piss it out.

by Thebirdman567 May 14, 2021