clobber the kleenex

to jack off into a kleenex.

stop gazing at me and go clobber the kleenex asshole!

by Jenna April 5, 2003

kaleed

The meaning of this name is usually for a boy that is sexy ass fuck and has large part of his body a ladies man intelligent , god fearing bad temper best with a girl name destiny or diamond womn and intelligant and god fearing mostly good with women with the name diamond , destiny or dayja

Kaleed and destiny for life

by dimond November 29, 2014

Kleemin

The pus-like secretion from a woman's infected vagina

Geoffrey was going to go down on his hooker until he saw and smelled the kleemin coming from her vagina.

by Seth MacFarlane November 24, 2010

Cum Kleenex

When a guy takes a kleenex and cums on it then puts it back in the box so then some dumb broad grabs it and wipes cum all over there face.

Domenic: I just cummed in that kleenex.
Indy: Oh my god. Really?
Domenic: Watch
-MOMENTS LATER-
Ashley: THERES CUM ON MY FACE! EW.
Domenic: HA BITCH! i just gave you a cum kleenex

by Stephanie Giorgie March 9, 2008

Kaylee

One of the most cringest girls you will ever meet. She dabs and whips at the most cringy moments. The literal definition of cringe

Kaylee: just dab on them haters man
Us: why you gotta be so cringey Kaylee

by Goldeneggs February 4, 2019

Kyleep

WC3 Island Defense Legend

OH SHIT ITS KYLEEP I BETTER LEAVE B4 I GET MY ASS KICKED

by ABCD12fh January 7, 2012

krispy kleenex

The morning-after crusty paper tissue evidence left by the bedside after cleaning up ejaculate mess w/it. Inspired by those ever popular Krispy Kreme donuts.

I left Sheila a fresh half-dozen Krispy Kleenex by her nightstand.

by rob chaidez July 28, 2008