Koan

Someone who invents sexual conquest stories to sound superior or to impress friends.

Guy 1: Dude that guy is such a Koan.

Guy 2: Yeh man I know last week he told me he lost his virginity giving a girl a dirty sanchez when he was 14.

Guy 1: Haha. What a loser.

by ArghDontTouchMe November 9, 2008

KOAF

King Of All Farts, an exceptionally long, noisy, and smelly fart, for example a fart from eating extremely garlicky food. Pronounced "KOH-aff".

Man, any more of that KOAF and I think this house will fall apart! What a stiiiiink!

by pentozali June 21, 2009

koala

koalas are fucking stupid, they should be exterminated immediately. they are stupid because THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING EAT FOOD THAT IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM IF THEY ARE ON THE GROUND.

keira - ‘hey look at that koala’

sienna - ‘shoot the bastard’

by koalas are stupid November 7, 2020

Koala Yummy

1. An Asian or oriental person who tries to act like or imitate a black/African person; an Asian who is a black wannabe.

2. An Asian who more naturally has behaviorisms that resemble a hoodlum culture background.

That Koala Yummy thinks he can rap like Tupac.

by myotherlips May 2, 2011

koala

a sexually explicet girl who looks like a gay bear. a koala bear. :), her nickname is koala.

she likes to chew gum leaves, and her cheeks are huge.

emily: 'hey koala :) how was your weekend ?'
Koala (renee): "heey! it was good thanks!'

randoms: "hey koala!'
"sup koala'
'oh god theres a wild koala in the building'

-OR-

jacqui: 'oh, looks like koalas in a grumpy mood today'
renee (koala): /hits
emily: "koalas got her claws out!'
crysta: 'CRAZY KOALA! :D'

-OR-
blake: " OMG EMILY> THERES A KOALA NEXT TO YOU!'
emily : " oh my god. there is too!'
Renee (koala): "nnnnnooo :@ !'

by randelliot_x September 5, 2009

Koala Balls

When a man's balls stick to the side of his leg like a koala bear to a tree.

Ricardo had to pull his junk to loosen his koala balls

by Adlerian2015 August 13, 2011

Koala

A man who is good looking, but you wouldn't touch him with a barge pole because he is filthy and you don't know where he has been.

Reason: Koala Bears are very cute, but they are known for carrying sexually transmitted diseases such as Chlamdyia.

Awh would you look across the street, it's Zebo, surprised to see him out and about after the 'scandal'. What a Koala.

I know, you would be tempted wouldn't you? -pity he's a Koala.

Don't do it gurl, he is a filthy Koala.

by RobbiThompson October 13, 2013