Keefchiefa

Aight baby boo keefchiefa is a SoundCloud rapper and he a bootytickler

Danny:you know keefchiefa?
James: yeah he tickle my booty while play his fire mixtape

by Keefchiefa February 27, 2022

Ketchup Grapes

A small grape like fruit that tastes like watered down, unsweetened ketchup.

Would you like some ketchup grapes with your salad?

by Ketchup Grapes April 30, 2022

Ketchupate

Given that ketchup is used for a variety of applications other than a condiment, “ketchupate” is the act of applying ketchup to any surface.

I decided to ketchupate my white couch because I wanted a red couch

Or,

I heard that if you ketchupate quartersawn red oak the wood turns blonde after being kiln dried. It has something to do with the acidity of ketchup.

by kuhlschool March 4, 2023

Ketchupland

A state made of a remote archipelago in the North Atlantic Ocean known as Ketchupland Archipelago, as well as the formerly French town of Woippy and (very soon) the Kiribati Islands. Ketchupland is an ego-anarcho-sinkpisso-posadist society, too complex to be described with Western politica philoophy. It aims to overthrow cuvnormality, imperialism and dimicracy. It's name comes from its rivers which turn re mostly in the winter, coming from the large quantities of iron in the Ketchupides Mountains on the East of the main island, the red water is known as kėtchūp in the Ketchuplandian language, a word which als denotes a sauce made from the rare Ketchuplander Tomatoes. Ketchupland is well known to have the largest and most advanced military dolphins training program in the world, a consequence of its complex history and posadism influenced ideology, they have participated in several top secret special forces operations such as in the battle of Woippy (2023). Ketchupland exists in an alternate universe known as the "Johnnyverse".

All hail Ketchupland
All hail gravity
All hail Russia (of the Johnnyverse)

by Delphinic Protector March 20, 2023

Emergency Ketchup

The small and very handy Heinz Dip N' Squeeze Packets of ketchup from Chick-fil-a. Could save your life one day. The term was first coined in Georgia by high school students, now used primarily in the southeast.

Garrett: Hey Josh, thanks for coming out on this trip into the desert on a low tank of gas with me.
Josh: No problem.

*Car runs out of gas*

Garrett: Oh God! What do we do?!
Josh: Don't worry, I brought emergency ketchup!
Garrett:Fight to the death douchebag!!
*They proceed to fight and Josh emerges victorious and survives thanks to his emergency ketchup*

by TheWinnerOfTheBattle July 5, 2011

Empty ketchup bottle

When a guy goes down on a girl and she starts her period and she queefs in his face.

Dude I hooked up with Lacey last night, all was good until she empty ketchup bottled all over my face queef

by FurryWarlord December 5, 2016

krazy ketchup

Fucking awesomeness. As majestic as a cross between Fergie and Jesus. Every man yearns to be him while every woman yearns to be with him. He is as unique as the last unicorn and commands respect when he enters the room. Chicks dig him mainly because he rarely wears underwear. If you ask him about Chuck Norris, he will simply respond, "Never heard of her, but she sounds cute..."

If you look up God in the dictionary, you will see a picture of Krazy Ketchup.

by Krazy Ketchup December 21, 2016